Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz Summer your priorities involve both tiaras

your priorities involve both tiaras and tacos

it’s time our shirts spoke fluent sarcasm so we can save energy for more important things (like hiding from PTA sign-ups)

It doesn’t just say what you’re thinking—it lets you savor the laughs and side-eyes

straightforward print

The phone is right there

Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz Summer your priorities involve both tiarasCalm down. Said to someone who has never once in history calmed down as a result of being told to calm down. The instruction is well intentioned. The results are universally poor. This calm down mug posts the advice that never works and documents the irony of putting it on a mug for someone who definitely needs something stronger than calm down. Who this is for: The woman who has heard calm down and responded in the least calm way possible The gag